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【转载】用歇后语骂人、不学点你就落伍了!  

2017-05-21 17:47:35|  分类: 笑话谜语与骗局 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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用歇后语骂人、不学点你就落伍了! - 630888928(任我飞翔) - 630888928的博客
 用歇后语骂人、不学点你就落伍了! - 630888928(任我飞翔) - 630888928的博客

 
      1.蝙蝠身上插鸡毛--你算什么鸟 
  2.苍蝇采蜜--装疯(蜂) 
  3.茶壶里的水--滚开 
  4.大火烧竹林--一片光棍 
  5.炊事员行军--替人背黑锅 
  6.从河南到湖南--难上加难 
  7.吃饱了的牛肚子--草包 
  8.裁缝不带尺--存心不量(良) 
  9.《百家姓》去掉赵--开口就是钱 
  10.鼻孔喝水--够呛 
  11.车祸--乘人之危 
  12.唱戏的腿抽筋--下不了台 
  13.擦粉进棺材--死要面子 
  14.医生卖棺材--死活都要钱 
  15.肮脏他娘哭肮脏--肮脏死了 
  16.布告贴在楼顶上-~天知道 
  17.一个耳朵大,一个耳朵小--猪狗养的 
  18.二十一天不出鸡--坏蛋 
  19.五百块分两下--二百五 
  20.牛屎虫搬家--滚蛋 
  21.石头放在鸡窝里--混蛋 
  22.老肥猪上屠--挨刀的货 
  23.有大哥有二弟--你算老几 
  24.芝麻地里撒黄豆--杂种 
  25.吊死鬼打粉插花-~死不要脸 
  26.茅厕里题诗--臭秀才 
  27茅房里打灯笼--照屎(找死) 
  28.狗咬叫花子--畜牲也欺人 
  29.狗咬皮影子--没一点人味 
  30.骆驼生驴子--怪种 
  31.种地不出苗--坏种 
  32.看衣服行事--狗眼看人 
  33.铁匠铺的料--挨打的货 
  34.强盗画影像--就你那副贼形 
  35.墙头上跑马--不回头的畜牲 
  36.瞎子拉琴--瞎扯 
  37.上打口红--装纯(唇) 
  38.春哥敲门--蠢(春)到家了
用歇后语骂人、不学点你就落伍了! - 630888928(任我飞翔) - 630888928的博客
 
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